Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again is the story of a mother and daughter that works as a Godfather II–stye prequel and sequel. In one truly breathtaking sequence that really makes no sense at all, Cher — Meryl Streep’s mother, Amanda Seyfried’s grandmother — is suddenly revealed to be Andy García’s ex-lover. Grandma Cher (her character’s name is “Ruby,” but, honestly, whatever) locks eyes with the hotelier. Time stops. Suddenly Trump isn’t president, winter is not coming, my phone isn’t dying. “Mexico! 1959!” García shouts, alluding to the time of their love. (Take note: Their love story is the only suitable prequel to round out this Mamma Mia trilogy.) Cue “Fernando,” fireworks, and the audience’s applause. Reader: Cher has not one wrinkle on her face in this movie, and I can only assume it is because when you are loved by Andy García, you remain untouched by time! … [Read more...] about Are You Ready for the Summer of Thirsting After Andy García?
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Will’s no-gun pledge lasts ten minutes by the way, because things in Skyscraper go downhill — meaning sky-high — fast. If there’s a critic who doesn’t mention Die Hard, we need to revoke his or her hack-reviewer’s license, because topping that beloved Xmas classic was plainly on everyone’s mind. John McClane had no shoes? Will Sawyer will have one leg! The Nakatomi Tower was really tall? “The Pearl” will be really, really, really tall — three times as tall as the Empire State Building! McClane had to worry about his wife? Will will have to worry about his wife, daughter, and son with asthma — who spends half the movie wheezing in the smoke! McClane had to calculate the effect of a rooftop explosion? Will will have to use his cybersmarts to reprogram the building’s security system — after leaping through churning wind panels 150 floors up while sticking to the windows with duct tape! … [Read more...] about Is Stupid But Enjoyable
Skinnygirl Cocktails (Bethenny Frankel) The Real Housewives star launched her wildly successful brand in 2011 with pre-made mixes like her Skinnygirl Margarita, but the brand also offers low-cal wines like pear and peach-infused moscato or a full-bodied Cabernet Sauvignon. … [Read more...] about Happy National Wine Day! Check Out These 10 Celebrities Who Have Their Own Delicious Lines
Looking at what transpired after June 23, 1993, "I was very saddened in the way how the media was treating the whole situation. They used me as a joke and it was very sad. It was very hurtful to me that people actually take a look at and not see the reality of what happened here. I did not know how to handle it at that time. Instead of having a serious conversation about domestic violence and sexual assault, it was about John's organ. The whole essence of the whole situation is indignant." … [Read more...] about What You Didn’t Know About the Still Shocking Story of John and Lorena Bobbitt