Photo: Rick Bowmer/Pool/AFP via Getty Images Gwynnocent (adj.): Not gwylty of a crime or an offensive. Joan of Arc. Lorena Bobbitt. Gwyneth Paltrow. Those coven girlies from the Salem witch trials. What do they all have in common? They are women who were persecuted and put on trial for the crime of being glamorous, empowered icons whose vibe was just living life . For the past week, many of us (and Kelly Bensimon) have watched our close personal friend Gwyneth Paltrow stand trial for a ski-collision incident from seven years ago. In a Park City, Utah, courtroom, after testimony from private ski instructors and a couple of math lessons, Paltrow was cleared of any wrongdoing and awarded $1 from her countersuit against Terry Sanderson. Yes, it felt a little ridiculous watching two well-off white people arguing about who hit whom, but in Paltrow's defense, the whole thing was so very Goop of her and was, in fact, one of the Goopiest moments since releasing candles that smell like, um, " geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar. " Goopiness is a measurement beyond the metric or imperial. It cannot be measured by volume, distance — neither space nor time. The Goop, the… Read full this story
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